I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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