I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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