yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you would pick up someone in the library
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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