OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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