Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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