Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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