thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
