i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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