It's Friday. Sex?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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