I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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