Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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