i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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