I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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