Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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