you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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