Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Small penises have feelings too.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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