Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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