That's intense
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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