dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I can't turn off my feet"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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