I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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