Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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