dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
