It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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