Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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