I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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