This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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