She said her name was "party"
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Randomize
