I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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