Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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