The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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