it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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