Buhtt sex?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
