People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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