Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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