What did we do last night that was yellow?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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