we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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