You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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