no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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