I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
be right there i have to get my cape
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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