i love accidental penises.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
