And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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