You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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