i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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