absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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