from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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