i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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