My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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