Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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