Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just want to make out with him forever
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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