Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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