He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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