Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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